Dentist Jokes: Visiting a dentist is not always a fun thing. Not every time trip to your dental hygienist is painful, and you can make the moment funny with some cracking humorous, silly dental jokes in front of your dentist and give a smile to everyone. Here we are with the different types of dentist jokes, dentist puns, and teeth jokes to say to your dentist.
1. What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
Ans. He braces himself.
2. What’s a dentist’s favourite place to buy clothes?
Ans. The Gap.
3. What has teeth, but no mouth?
Ans. A Comb.
4. I got my job at the dentist’s office by word of mouth.
5. Why does the dentist have a TV on the ceiling for patients?
Ans. So they can Netflix and drill.
7. Why did the FBI raid the dentist’s office?
Ans. To perform a cavity search.
8. What does the dentist of the year get?
Ans. A little plaque.
9. What did the dentist say to Tiger Woods?
Ans. You have a hole in one.
10. Ten years without brushing causes a horrible tooth decade.
11. I have to have a root canal done. Just the thought of it is unnerving.
12. What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
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Funny Teeth Jokes
1. Dentist: What kind of filling do you want in your tooth?
2: Why are potatoes a dentist’s favorite veggie?
Ans: Because they are so filling.
3: What do dentists call their X-rays?
Ans: Tooth pics!
4: What does a dentist give a bear with a terrible toothache?
Ans: Anything it wants.
5: What is a dinosaur known for having great teeth?
Ans: The Flossoraptor!
6: What do false teeth have in common with stars?
Ans: They only come out at night.
7. Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?
Ans. month later he was picking his teeth.
8: What do tooth fairies have on their phones?
9: What is an orthodontist’s favorite day of the week?
10: What did one tooth say to the other?
Ans: Get your cap on; the dentist is taking us out tonight.
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Root Canal Jokes
1. Did you guys hear about the Buddhist monk who refused anesthesia during his root canal?
Ans. Apparently, he wanted to transcend dental medication.
2. The dentist says my teeth are like a string of pearls.
Each one has a hole through it!
3. What was the dentist doing in Panama?
Ans. Looking for the Root Canal!
4: What is the number one reason patients don’t show up for root canals?
Ans: They lose their nerve.
5. What was the Toronto dentist doing in Panama?
Ans. Looking for the Root Canal.
6. Why did the cheerleader go to the dentist?
Ans. She needed a root canal.
7. Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Ans. To get a root canal.
8. Why didn’t the patient show up at the dentist for their root canal?
Ans. They lost their nerve.
9. Dad said this one to me today as I have a dentist appointment. “When you are sitting in the chair, don’t forget to root for the canal.”
1. Until it came out in conversation, no one knew she had a dental implant.
2. I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they’re gonna have to be removed.
3. In Panama, dental care is called a route canal.
4. I went to the dentist the other day. He took one look at my teeth and said he needed to do an impression.
5. When I went to the dentist, he put all caps on my teeth. Now I can’t stop shouting.
6. What did the dentist say to the devil?
Ans. The power of the crest compels you!
came up with that in a seminary class
7. Which teeth do you need to brush?
Ans. The ones you want to keep.
8. When’s the best time to go to the dentist?
9. Who’s job is the most dangerous in Transylvania?
Ans. The dentist who works on Dracula. (For Kids)
10. Dentists practice their trade by going through many drills.