Funny 50th Birthday Wishes, Messages, Quotes, Sayings

Birthday is always a special and exciting occasion for anybody and if it’s the silver jubilee, the joy, and happiness cannot be express with words. It is always a special feeling to have someone in the family (can be sister, brother, him, her, wife, husband dad, mom, grandfather, grandmother), relatives (man, uncle sister in law), and friend (a male/female friend) crossing 50 years of life. It’s a great idea to have some Funny 50th birthday wishes and greetings to make them feel happy. Making them laugh by sharing these funny, hilarious happy 50th birthday quotes and wishes can be the best idea on this occasion. Find the best quote or one-liner message and share it with them to make their day.

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Funny 50th Birthday Wishes

Today you turn 18 with 32 years of experience! You are like the fine wine that gets more exquisite with age. Happy Birthday and have the best night of your life!

If you can blow up all your birthday balloons, then you will officially earn the right of calling yourself young at fifty. Happy 50th birthday.

I would joke about you getting old, but I’m afraid you’ll laugh your teeth out. Happy 50th!

You are halfway to a hundred but that doesn’t guarantee you will live that long. Happy 50th birthday.

You’re no longer the oldest person I know in their 40’s. Now you’re the youngest 50-year-old I know.

Funny 50th Birthday Wishes

Your 50th birthday brings a whole new set of skills to the table. Now you can laugh, sneeze, cough, and pee… all at the same time! Congrats!

If you’re feeling old on your 50th birthday, look on the bright side! This is the youngest you are ever going to celebrate.

Happy 50th Birthday! Good luck blowing out all those candles!

If you were a dog, you would be 213 years old. So, don’t feel so bad about your age. At least you’re aging like a human. Happy 50th!

Buy the sports car, get the tattoo, take a trip, learn something new. Let the midlife crisis ADVENTURE begin!

Happy 50th birthday and congratulations, you’re halfway to a telegram from the Queen. In the meantime, put your feet up and enjoy the rewards from all the hard work you put in during your 20s, 30s, and 40s.

50 years: 5 decades: 600 months: 2,609 weeks: 18,262 days: 438,291 hours: 26,297,460 minutes: 1,577,847,600 seconds… Wow, when you look at things that way, you really can see how old you’ve gotten!

Being in your 50’s is like being in your 60’s without all the perks. You have no senior citizen discounts yet. You still have to work, and you can’t get people to feel sorry for you when your back hurts. Enjoy your 50’s.

Remember how exciting your 5th birthday was? Well, today should be 10 times that exciting!

Still foxy at fifty! Happy Birthday to a guy who looks amazing for his age.

Happy 50th Birthday to a lady who is beautiful at any age.

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Funny 50th Birthday Messages

Happy 50th Birthday! Welcome to the age where it’s no longer possible to find a birthday cake big enough to hold all your candles!

Happy Birthday to someone who remembers what it was like to use a payphone, flip over a cassette tape, and get out of your chair to change the TV channel.

If 50 is the new 40, that means just yesterday you were still in your 30s. Oh, how time flies! Happy birthday.

Happy 50th Birthday! You don’t just look amazing for your age – you are amazing at any age.

Funny 50th Birthday Messages

As you turn 50 you can age as gracefully as you like – flaunt your grays and wrinkles or use modern technology to hide them. Whichever path you choose, it only happens once so do it well and have a wonderful birthday!

If you haven’t grown up by 50, I’m beginning to lose hope that you ever will!

Happy 50th Birthday! Sure, being young was fun, but now you’re older and wiser. Well, you’re older.

Happy 21st birthday (with 29 years of experience.)

Don’t ever bother spending money on anti-aging creams or face-lifting lotions. At 50, there is no turning back even with a secret potion. Happy birthday, old-timer.

Happy 50th Birthday! Remember, 50 is just a number. A big, round, scary number.

You are half a century, or 5 decades, or 50 years, or 600 months, or 2609 weeks, or 18262 days, or 438288 hours, or 26297280 minutes, or 1577836800 minutes old, depending on what unit of measure you are using. Hey, at least I didn’t figure it out for seconds. Happy 50th birthday!

Deepest of sympathies on your 50th birthday. At least you’ll always have fond memories of youth!

Turning 50 makes you wonder where the years have gone. Also, where are your keys? And what did you do with your glasses? And why did you walk into this room?

Now the rest of your life will depend on whether you have fun by being nifty, or you become bored by being thrifty. The choice is yours. Happy 50th birthday.

Here’s some good news on your 50th birthday: youth is a relative term. Compared to all the 80-year-olds in the room, you’re downright young and hip!

Welcome to 50. If your face feels warm, it’s either the heat from your birthday candles or a hot flash.

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Funny 50th Birthday Quotes

Turning 50 means it’s only a matter of time before you’re regaling your grandkids with tales of your first colonoscopy. – Greg Tamblyn

When I was young, people used to say to me: Wait until you’re fifty, you’ll see. Well, I’m fifty. I haven’t seen anything. – Eric Satie

“You know you’re 50 when you have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize” – Anonymous

50 years old means no more wearing speedos on the beach. This is a rule. – Greg Tamblyn

Funny 50th Birthday Quotes

“You know you’re 50 when someone offers you a seat on the bus. And you don’t refuse.” – Anonymous

Fifty is a weird age. I can clearly remember my childhood, but I can’t remember where I put my keys. – Melanie White

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For my 50th birthday, my husband and I spent a weekend in Rehoboth Beach. My first choice was in 1978, but the time machine was booked. – Jean Sorensen

“The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.” – T. S. Eliot

“When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old”Mark Twain

50 years old? Look on the bright side. The older you get, the more likely you are to outlive your child support payments. – Melanie White

Now that I’m 50, my body pops and creaks so much, it sounds like the percussion section at the symphony. – Greg Tamblyn

“I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry”Alan Bleasdale

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Funny 50th Birthday Sayings

“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter” – Mark Twain

“The tragedy of getting old: So many candles… so little cake” Anonymous

“Middle age is when your age starts showing around your middle” – Bob Hope

“Fifty is five perfect tens” Anonymous

50 years old: In Led Zeppelin terms, that’s halfway up the stairway to heaven.

Funny 50th Birthday Sayings, On Liner Slogan

Funny 50th Birthday Slogans

“You know you’re 50 when you’re in an elevator when your favorite song comes on” Anonymous

“Forty is the age of youth. Fifty is the youth of old age” – Victor Hugo

“Old age is like underwear… it creeps up on you” Anonymous

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It is the best opportunity to make them feel special and happy with the above wishes and quotes by sharing with them. You can share the above funny happy 50th birthday wishes, messages, quotes, and greetings with your friends and family on WhatsApp, Facebook, LinkedIn, Twitter, Email, etc.